Officials have tonight warned that the city is on the brink of facing another period in lockdown. Residents are facing the prospect of following Leicester back into isolation as health officials report a worrying increase in cases of the clap. Scientists and data modellers believe that easing of lockdown measures have contributed a sharp rise…
A prominent Brighton drug dealer has today delivered a stark warning of the implications to his business, and it’s customers, should the UK leave the European Union without a deal on March 29th. The dealer, who asked to remain anonymous, has been supplying Brightonian’s with their narcotic needs for the last 20 years but now…
A tense situation is currently underway in Brighton tonight after an ‘old friend from home’ continued his 12 week streak of posting inaccurate, sexist, racist, homophonic or just down right moronic memes on social media. Despite trying his hardest to ignore the drivel, Martin Hicks is now finally thinking of cutting ties with Robbie Blaney,…
A local wannabe hard man and all round ‘Billy Big Bollocks’, who only wears shorts come rain or shine, insisted yesterday that he still wasn’t cold despite temperatures plunging to a ball shrinking minus seven. Jack Hoy, 46, has worn shorts everyday for as long as he can remember for no other reason than…
