A prominent Brighton drug dealer has today delivered a stark warning of the implications to his business, and it’s customers, should the UK leave the European Union without a deal on March 29th. The dealer, who asked to remain anonymous, has been supplying Brightonian’s with their narcotic needs for the last 20 years but now…
A tense situation is currently underway in Brighton tonight after an ‘old friend from home’ continued his 12 week streak of posting inaccurate, sexist, racist, homophonic or just down right moronic memes on social media. Despite trying his hardest to ignore the drivel, Martin Hicks is now finally thinking of cutting ties with Robbie Blaney,…
A local wannabe hard man and all round ‘Billy Big Bollocks’, who only wears shorts come rain or shine, insisted yesterday that he still wasn’t cold despite temperatures plunging to a ball shrinking minus seven. Jack Hoy, 46, has worn shorts everyday for as long as he can remember for no other reason than…
With Brighton currently in the grips of a mini ice age, we take a look at your best pictures of today’s winter wonderland. Do you have a great picture of this morning’s snow? Send them to Brighton.bulletin@outlook.com or post them on our Facebook comments.
Organisers have today revealed that tickets are selling fast for a public stoning scheduled for the 24th of February on Brighton beach, the first event of its kind since 1878. Matthew Cook, was convicted to ‘death by stoning’ earlier this year after a bored co-worker decided to trawl through his social media in search of something…
A Brighton man raised a toast to himself today, as he enjoyed his seventh year of giving up on dry January with over half the month still to go. Jamie Duffy, 32, was only 2 days short of his personal best of January 14th, which he achieved back in 2013. He was however laid up…
Breaking news has reached The Brighton Bulletin this morning. It has been confirmed that the cyclist who prefers to weave in and out of traffic rather than use the perfectly adequate bike lane two metres to his left, has an unbelievably small todger. The unnamed rider uses Kings Road for his daily commute to and…
