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Police Urge For Calm as Stocks of Lynx Africa Reach ‘Critically Low’ Levels

Sussex Police have today issued a warning to last minute Christmas shoppers  not to sweat as retailers announced supplies of the trusty Lynx Africa gift sets have reached critically low levels. The news of the shortage was announced yesterday evening on the official Lynx UK twitter page, with news of the drought quickly spreading across…

December 18, 2017 in News.

Smug Woman Who Has Finished All Her Christmas Shopping Manages to go 45 Minutes Without Mentioning it

A Brighton woman who completed all her Christmas shopping in August has shocked friends, family and co-workers by going a WHOLE 45 minutes without bringing it up in conversation. Sue Roberts, 34 of Findon Road, has been dubbed ‘Smug Sue’ by her pals after telling any poor sod that will listen, that she did all her…

November 22, 2017 in News.
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