Local Chef Justifies Price Hike by Putting ‘De-Constructed’ in Front of Everything on His Menu And Serving It All on Household Tat

A Brighton cafe has upset regulars by replacing traditional favourites such as a plate bangers and mash in favour of de constructed fish fingers served on a paving slab. Despite the dismay of some long standing customers, the move has seen hipsters queuing round the block to sample the new menu at Tony’s Cafe on…

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Brighton Weight Loss Group Hails Cheesefest a Huge Success

A local slimmers group has come to the defence of an under fire Brighton cheese festival by congratulating the organisers on a ‘hugely successful event’. The Brighton Bulge Burners, a 130 strong weight loss club, had 15 of its members attend the event on Saturday all of whom showed a ‘significant loss’ when reporting in…

Brighton Mourns as City’s Last Gluten Tolerant Resident Dies aged 85

Restaurant workers across Sussex stood silent for two minutes today as they remembered Christine Parish, Brighton’s last gluten tolerant resident, who died on Wednesday. Brighton and Hove is now 100% Gluten intolerant and is almost 98% lactose intolerant with only a few hundred hardy milk drinkers remaining. The knock on effect of the rise has…