BREAKING: Cyclist Who Thinks he is Too ‘Big Time’ to Use Seafront Cycle Lane Has Tiny Penis

Breaking news has reached The Brighton Bulletin this morning. It has been confirmed that the cyclist who prefers to weave in and out of traffic rather than use the perfectly adequate bike lane two metres to his left, has an unbelievably small todger. The unnamed rider uses Kings Road for his daily commute to and…

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