Teenager Arrested For Selling Lettuce to Desperate Vegans on Hove Street Corner

A 19 year old from Brighton was arrested last night after being caught green fingered selling salad to what the police described as ‘desperate individuals’ on a street corner in Hove. Paul Hayes, of London Road, was detained at 11.30pm after an anonymous tip off from the general public led the police to Grand Avenue…

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Brighton Crowned UK Capital of the ‘Sit Down Piss’

A study published yesterday has revealed that the male population of Brighton and Hove are more partial to a sit down slash than males in every other British city. A whopping 78% of men in Brighton chose to plonk themselves down to siphon the python at least once a week. This is compared to Chelmsford…

Forget Driver Only Trains Southern Now in Talks With Fat Controller About Acquiring Fleet of Train Only Trains

Just when you thought the current Southern Rail dispute couldn’t get any worse, The Brighton Bulletin can exclusively reveal leaked documents have shown Southern Rails chiefs are in advanced talks with the Fat Controller about purchasing a fleet of ‘train only’ trains. Southern Rail are digging their heels in over the introduction of ‘driver only’…