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Local Man Looks Forward to at Least Another Year of Posting Inaccurate Brexit Memes After Probable Article 50 Delay

Most Brexiters were left dejected today following the High Court decision to invoke a parliamentary debate and subsequent vote on triggering article 50, however Dave Whealan of Shoreham by Sea was delighted as it meant he would have at least another 12 months of peddling blatantly made up immigration memes across his Facebook. Mr Whealan, has…

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Brighton Man Celebrates a ‘Victory for Diversity’ as Judge Grants him Permission to Legally Marry a Fruit Machine

The diversity of Brighton and Hove was highlighted today after a High Court Judge made a landmark ruling allowing a Whitehawk resident to legally marry his favourite fruit machine. Martin Bennett, of Wilson Avenue has been fighting the courts for over two years after hearing of a similar case in America. Mr Bennett becomes the first person in the…