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Local Man Who Claims Not to Get Hangovers Wins Top Prize at ‘The Smug Pr*ck of The Year Awards’

A Brighton man was celebrating yesterday after winning the top gong at the’Smug Prick of The Year Awards’ in a glitzy London awards ceremony. Chris Howard, 32, of Stephens Rd, Hollingdean is now officially the UK’s smuggest little prick after spending the last five years banging on to his mates about how, regardless of the amount he…

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Annoying Bird Whistle Man Set For Bumper Black Friday Windfall

With traders around the county nervous about post Brexit sales the street seller known universally as ‘Annoying Bird Whistle Man’ is set to buck the trend with forecasts of record takings this Black Friday. Interest has ramped up this year after the seller jumped on the Black Friday bandwagon reducing the price of his bird…